Bloody Vengeance

A long time ago there was a shadow of a man. A monster, waiting to wander the world in hopes of finding a soul. His purpose was unknown even to himself. However, he would do whatever it took to claim his victim. He was lurking from beneath, waiting for an opportunity to strike.

After years, this disfigured monster found a man with an innocent soul. He knew this was the man he wanted. This simple minded man loved to talk to people and entertain them. It made the monster sick to his stomach. “Nobody should be this happy” he thought. “Smiling into cameras? Doing podcasts? Who does this clown think he’s fooling? I’ll show him what happens to those who believe in a beautiful world!”

The monster had disguised himself in an attempt to lure this human over to the evil world. He dressed as a salesman and offered him all the money he ever wanted, but the human refused. He sent endless women to seduce him and yet the human declined. This made the monster furious and he showed his true face. “I’m going to take your soul if it’s the last thing I do”

A heated battle between these two had officially commenced. A knife had been slashed into the human on this frightful Friday The 13th Day. The only day this monster was able to come out from the shadows. The human’s life had flashed before his eyes and he had glimpses of his life. When he was a little boy and everything seemed perfect. The longer the vision lasted the more he realized everything was not as perfect as he thought. He was slowly loosening his grip on the monster but part of him still wanted to keep fighting for everything he believed in.

Eventually, the human stopped fighting and said to the monster “my soul is yours”. The monster smiled at his victory and the two became one. A new terror that even this monster had never felt. “Let’s go, Carlos. Everything you used to be is garbage. Forget it all. You are now Scott.”

The two went back into the dark woods never to be seen again…until…

The Last Blog Ever!

Ladies and gentlemen, as you all know I haven’t been updating this website as much as I used to. I always told myself that I would keep doing this until it stopped being fun for me. It looks like that time has come.

I am so grateful and thankful that hundreds and thousands of you have supported me from day one. I feel like there is nothing left for me to do in the blogging world. I have done everything I wanted to do. I entertained,  I inspired, I gained actual FANS which I never thought I’d do. I Conquered it and I feel like it is time for me to move on to the next stage of my life. I will Continue to do podcasting on and you can still find me on twitter @thecarlosshow

There are a ton of memories that I will never forget. From how to act like Sheldon Cooper to my Josh and Carlos episodes. I think more recently you guys know me for the poems. Either way, I had so much fun for two years and I always put 100% into each blog. I may not be on here anymore but I’m never too far away. God bless and thanks for everything!

Halloween Twitter Prank? Coming Soon?

If you guys remember my Valentines Day Twitter prank awhile back than you remember how I love to creep people out. I gave people the weirdest compliments and asked them to be my Valentine. No, I didn’t know them. They were complete strangers. I want to do something similar for Halloween but I don’t know what to do. I don’t want to do anything too crazy because I don’t want my account suspended.

If you guys have any ideas I’d love to hear them! Something that is harmless, funny, and weird. I will credit you on my prank blog if I use your idea! Yes, it will be posted on Halloween day!

Multiple Personalities

Hi guys, it’s been a week now since I’ve posted anything so I wanted to update you guys on what I’ve been doing. I’ve been working more on my podcast show lately and I just posted a short skit yesterday. For the first ever I had introduced all my character voices on one episode, including a new voice of old man Simon! You can check out the “Multiple Personalities” episode on and be entertained by the crazy stuff.

I’m also trying to create a new joker character to be out sometime late this year or early next year. It’s not guaranteed because this voice is harder to pull off but I’m hoping I can nail this be because it would be great! The character will be a creepy joker that tells scary stories and laughs at other people’s pain. It will be a cartoonish and slightly comedic character. It won’t be anything serious like him wanting to shoot people. I don’t wanna go to jail over a character. Have you guys ever seen “tales of the cryptkeeper”? (The cartoon version) I think it will be kinda like that. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy the rest of your day. Don’t forget to check out my podcast and let me know what you think!


Fancy You

Dressing up like a Hollywood Rockstar
Thinking you’re the biggest thing since The Beatles
But you can’t face the music of how lost you are
I was kicking it up in the real world
Without a worry cause I have everything that I want
So go embrace your identity crisis because I can’t buy this
Talk to the walls, I won’t listen to you
When I’ve had enough you’ll know it
I’ll be screaming in your ears

Fancy you
Hiding behind your sunglasses
Maybe you will change somewhere down the line
I’m breaking up with you
Until you see yourself for who you really are
You change your mind like you change your clothes
I don’t know which side is even you

Balls For Everyone!

I know, this sounds dirty! And it is! Kinda…I’m just in a crazy mood today. I wanted to share my enthusiasm with all of you. I was gonna send my nude photos but I think I’ll just wait to get hacked. Have you guys heard about Justin Bieber getting injured? Can we say “karma”? Right now I’m just sitting on my couch thinking about what it would be like to have a monkey’s body and a giraffe’s head. Don’t you judge me.

I want to give you guys a little challenge today. Tweet me a picture with you and your pet. @TheCarlosShow or you can send me a picture on here if you know how. I may post the best one to my website and give you a shoutout

Out Of The Blue

Well well well…it’s been a LOOOOOOOONG time since I’ve written an actual blog and not just a poem. I wanted to do something different for awhile but I’m still the same guy that has been here for 2 years. What have I been up to? Working on my podcast show, doing gigs for my shop, making more time for friends.

The reason I don’t post as much anymore is because I am super busy all the time. I barely get to sleep and that’s okay because I just poor cold water on myself in the morning to wake me up. Enough about me, how the heck have YOU guys been!? I’m sure you noticed that I’ve been trying to reply to all your tweets. I’m shaking and rolling and rattling. No matter how busy I get I always make time to chat it up, even if it’s not on here everyday…I’m still on twitter @thecarlosshow and on every Thursday at 7pm! And Here is something I’ve NEVER given away on my website! My personal Facebook at

I hope I’ve still been inspiring you guys with my poems. I will try my very best to write actual blogs again because I miss it. I’ve learned some things about myself that makes me stronger and I’m doing my best to continue living the dream. I want you guys to keep your heads up and push past the dark days and into the sun! I’ll see you guys real soon!